A famous writer who was visiting Japan was invited to give a lecture at a university to a large group of students. As most of them could not understand spoken English, he had to have an interpreter.
During his lecture he told an amusing story which went on for …
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university.
However, his father decided that he …
A young couple gets married, goes on a cruise for their honeymoon. Back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately calls her mother.
“Well, darling,” says her mom, “how was th honeymoon?”
“ Oh, mother,” the girl replies, “ the honeymoon was …
One evening, Mrs. Alda asked her husband to take her to a very expensive restaurant in the city, because a lot of movie starts and other famous people ate there, and she was curious to see some of them.
Soon after Mr. …
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?”, he asked …
An old gentleman was walking slowly along a street one day when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a door bell which was too high for him.
He was a kind – hearted old man, so he stopped and said….
Mrs Brown’s old grandfather lived with het and her husband. Every morning he went for a walk in the park and came home at half past twelve for his lunch.
But one morning a police car stopped outside Mrs Brown’s house at twelve …
Mary wanted to be a nurse when she lefl school, but in the meantime, she joined the Red Cross and had some limited training.
She was taught that, in case of an accident – and they were plentiful in her town – she …
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
A little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s …
Joe and Helen Mills had two children. One of them was six, and the other was four. They always resisted going to bed, and Helen was always complaning to Joe about this, but as he did not come home from work until after they had gone to …
Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said,
“Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test”“W-why?” they wanted to know, though …
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.
“ Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog …
A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life.
“My wife makes all the small decisions,” he explained. “and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other’s business and never get …
It was the first lesson after the summer holidays at a small school. The lesson was about the seasons of the year, the teacher said:
“ They are Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. In Spring, it is warn and everything begins to …
An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, …
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week …
A young lady came home from a date, rather said. She told her mother,
– “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.”
– “ Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
…
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for …
Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and generally he used to go to the barber’s during working hours to have his hair cut, although this was against the rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time….
An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman! Without her,man is nothing.”
Sự …
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